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And yes, these jokes frequently take several people an embarrassingly long period of time to figure out, if ever our mottos are comprised of one silly riddle or joke in traditional british humor and one inspirational quote. A doctor doctor joke has been voted the nations favourite christmas cracker gag. Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes. The top jokes are included in bespoke boxes of gold crackers presented to this years winners. Here at laughsend weve worked hard to collect, compile, categorise and cull these funny free jokes all until weve run out of cwords and were left with only a steaming pile of funny adult jokes. Were having crackers at our wedding long story, but there is a reason. Comedians 10 best christmas cracker jokes stage the. See more ideas about corny jokes, jokes for kids and jokes. Top 10 modern christmas cracker jokes revealed gold.
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